If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3 am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin
If I were a direction, I’d be North
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Amethyst.
If I were a tree, I’d be a cherry blossom tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be an orchid.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rainy.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the drums.
If I were a color, I’d be lavender.
If I were an emotion, I’d be content.
If I were a fruit, I’d be watermelon.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of rain.
If I were an element, I’d be mercury.
If I were a car, I’d be a volvo.
If I were a food, I’d be red curry.
If I were a place, I’d be a forest.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of christmas.
If I were an object, I’d be a candle.
If I were a body part, I’d be tits.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a straight face .
If I were a song, I’d be an ambient song.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be flats.