"to love is to suffer. to avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. to be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore, to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. i hope you're getting this down."
- Woody Allen